Banned cause I'm The Jihadi potato
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Current time: December 21, 2024, 4:30 am
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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned for not being the more desirable Jihadi tomato
Banned for making me cry
Banned for crying without a stiff Hebrew dick up your butt
Banned cos apples
Banned cause I just ate
Banned for not pardoning yourself from the table
Banned cause I like tables
Banned cause
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMJDQBTZv0
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." |
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