Ban the loser above you.

[DramaQueen]

Banned for putting words in my mouth.

[Losty]

Banned for wanting those words in your mouth. Banned for savoring them.

[DramaQueen]

Banned for being jealous

[Dolorian]

Code:

If (user === 'DramaQueen') {
    $(user).remove();
    alert('Banned for being against jealously');
}

[vorlon13]

Banned for post I had to study and think about instead of reflexively banning you

[DramaQueen]

Banned for being stiff

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And not flexible

[vorlon13]

Banned for banning that which you crave

[DramaQueen]

Banned for being a pain in the ass..shoo

[vorlon13]

Banned because you know it won't be a pain.

No far from it.

Your hairy toes will curl, and your shapely buttocks will tingle !!!

[DramaQueen]

Banned for trying to make me turn bad