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Continuous sentence game
#61
RE: Continuous sentence game
One day while I was whacking off to World of Warcraft Playing Choir boys who looked like an amorphous, undulating blobs of macaroni and suddenly I felt my bile rise up into the swimming pool outside, in which floated in orange flat sandals a body, the likes of which none had seen and I farted in surprise at the sheer exhilaration of it all but suffered a blow back which hugged the questionnaire/jizz-rag stapled to a french man named Nicholas Sarkozy who then ate his own face for a thrill which made me wonder why I slept with your ugly, inbred, halfwitted hound from hell named Cerebus (sic) who was a Media Studies graduate from a cleansed sewer now converted into a preposterous hellish version of night and day where fire-breathing armadillos drink copious quantities of communion wine from a priest's innocent boy love severed testical cup of catholic joy that the pope donated to WSPA for no particular reason apart from that John McCain felt it in the ass. oh no! full stop!!!!

Meanwhile, on the dark side of the moon a race of penguinoid aliens had just hatched a fiendish plan, they were going to export malt barley below cost price and three words, What The Fuck, managed to encapsulate the whole thing then went wrong, but fortunately a man named Dotard arrived and took all his clothes off, revealing a
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#62
RE: Continuous sentence game
One day while I was whacking off to World of Warcraft Playing Choir boys who looked like an amorphous, undulating blobs of macaroni and suddenly I felt my bile rise up into the swimming pool outside, in which floated in orange flat sandals a body, the likes of which none had seen and I farted in surprise at the sheer exhilaration of it all but suffered a blow back which hugged the questionnaire/jizz-rag stapled to a french man named Nicholas Sarkozy who then ate his own face for a thrill which made me wonder why I slept with your ugly, inbred, halfwitted hound from hell named Cerebus (sic) who was a Media Studies graduate from a cleansed sewer now converted into a preposterous hellish version of night and day where fire-breathing armadillos drink copious quantities of communion wine from a priest's innocent boy love severed testical cup of catholic joy that the pope donated to WSPA for no particular reason apart from that John McCain felt it in the ass. oh no! full stop!!!!

Meanwhile, on the dark side of the moon a race of penguinoid aliens had just hatched a fiendish plan, they were going to export malt barley below cost price and three words, What The Fuck, managed to encapsulate the whole thing then went wrong, but fortunately a man named Dotard arrived and took all his clothes off, revealing a tattoo the size of a
Intelligence is the only true moral guide...
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#63
RE: Continuous sentence game
One day while I was whacking off to World of Warcraft Playing Choir boys who looked like an amorphous, undulating blobs of macaroni and suddenly I felt my bile rise up into the swimming pool outside, in which floated in orange flat sandals a body, the likes of which none had seen and I farted in surprise at the sheer exhilaration of it all but suffered a blow back which hugged the questionnaire/jizz-rag stapled to a french man named Nicholas Sarkozy who then ate his own face for a thrill which made me wonder why I slept with your ugly, inbred, halfwitted hound from hell named Cerebus (sic) who was a Media Studies graduate from a cleansed sewer now converted into a preposterous hellish version of night and day where fire-breathing armadillos drink copious quantities of communion wine from a priest's innocent boy love severed testical cup of catholic joy that the pope donated to WSPA for no particular reason apart from that John McCain felt it in the ass. oh no! full stop!!!!

Meanwhile, on the dark side of the moon a race of penguinoid aliens had just hatched a fiendish plan, they were going to export malt barley below cost price and three words, What The Fuck, managed to encapsulate the whole thing then went wrong, but fortunately a man named Dotard arrived and took all his clothes off, revealing a tattoo the size of a small individual pork pie.
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#64
RE: Continuous sentence game
One day while I was whacking off to World of Warcraft Playing Choir boys who looked like an amorphous, undulating blobs of macaroni and suddenly I felt my bile rise up into the swimming pool outside, in which floated in orange flat sandals a body, the likes of which none had seen and I farted in surprise at the sheer exhilaration of it all but suffered a blow back which hugged the questionnaire/jizz-rag stapled to a french man named Nicholas Sarkozy who then ate his own face for a thrill which made me wonder why I slept with your ugly, inbred, halfwitted hound from hell named Cerebus (sic) who was a Media Studies graduate from a cleansed sewer now converted into a preposterous hellish version of night and day where fire-breathing armadillos drink copious quantities of communion wine from a priest's innocent boy love severed testical cup of catholic joy that the pope donated to WSPA for no particular reason apart from that John McCain felt it in the ass. oh no! full stop!!!!

Meanwhile, on the dark side of the moon a race of penguinoid aliens had just hatched a fiendish plan, they were going to export malt barley below cost price and three words, What The Fuck, managed to encapsulate the whole thing then went wrong, but fortunately a man named Dotard arrived and took all his clothes off, revealing a tattoo the size of a small individual pork pie. Once reveled, he started running up and down the streets screaming the words
Intelligence is the only true moral guide...
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#65
RE: Continuous sentence game
One day while I was whacking off to World of Warcraft Playing Choir boys who looked like an amorphous, undulating blobs of macaroni and suddenly I felt my bile rise up into the swimming pool outside, in which floated in orange flat sandals a body, the likes of which none had seen and I farted in surprise at the sheer exhilaration of it all but suffered a blow back which hugged the questionnaire/jizz-rag stapled to a french man named Nicholas Sarkozy who then ate his own face for a thrill which made me wonder why I slept with your ugly, inbred, halfwitted hound from hell named Cerebus (sic) who was a Media Studies graduate from a cleansed sewer now converted into a preposterous hellish version of night and day where fire-breathing armadillos drink copious quantities of communion wine from a priest's innocent boy love severed testical cup of catholic joy that the pope donated to WSPA for no particular reason apart from that John McCain felt it in the ass. oh no! full stop!!!!

Meanwhile, on the dark side of the moon a race of penguinoid aliens had just hatched a fiendish plan, they were going to export malt barley below cost price and three words, What The Fuck, managed to encapsulate the whole thing then went wrong, but fortunately a man named Dotard arrived and took all his clothes off, revealing a tattoo the size of a small individual pork pie. Once reveled, he started running up and down the streets screaming the words, "Soup, soup, a tasty soup, soup! A spicy carrot and corriander!! [Chilli Chowder!] CRUTON CRUTON! Crunchy friends in a liquid broth! I am dispatchio, oh! I am missala soho. Misso misso, Fighting in the Dojo, Misso misso... Oriental friends in the land of SOUP!"
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#66
RE: Continuous sentence game
One day while I was whacking off to World of Warcraft Playing Choir boys who looked like an amorphous, undulating blobs of macaroni and suddenly I felt my bile rise up into the swimming pool outside, in which floated in orange flat sandals a body, the likes of which none had seen and I farted in surprise at the sheer exhilaration of it all but suffered a blow back which hugged the questionnaire/jizz-rag stapled to a french man named Nicholas Sarkozy who then ate his own face for a thrill which made me wonder why I slept with your ugly, inbred, halfwitted hound from hell named Cerebus (sic) who was a Media Studies graduate from a cleansed sewer now converted into a preposterous hellish version of night and day where fire-breathing armadillos drink copious quantities of communion wine from a priest's innocent boy love severed testical cup of catholic joy that the pope donated to WSPA for no particular reason apart from that John McCain felt it in the ass. oh no! full stop!!!!

Meanwhile, on the dark side of the moon a race of penguinoid aliens had just hatched a fiendish plan, they were going to export malt barley below cost price and three words, What The Fuck, managed to encapsulate the whole thing then went wrong, but fortunately a man named Dotard arrived and took all his clothes off, revealing a tattoo the size of a small individual pork pie. Once reveled, he started running up and down the streets screaming the words, "Soup, soup, a tasty soup, soup! A spicy carrot and corriander!! [Chilli Chowder!] CRUTON CRUTON! Crunchy friends in a liquid broth! I am dispatchio, oh! I am missala soho. Misso misso, Fighting in the Dojo, Misso misso... Oriental friends in the land of SOUP!" exceeding three words
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#67
RE: Continuous sentence game
One day while I was whacking off to World of Warcraft Playing Choir boys who looked like an amorphous, undulating blobs of macaroni and suddenly I felt my bile rise up into the swimming pool outside, in which floated in orange flat sandals a body, the likes of which none had seen and I farted in surprise at the sheer exhilaration of it all but suffered a blow back which hugged the questionnaire/jizz-rag stapled to a french man named Nicholas Sarkozy who then ate his own face for a thrill which made me wonder why I slept with your ugly, inbred, halfwitted hound from hell named Cerebus (sic) who was a Media Studies graduate from a cleansed sewer now converted into a preposterous hellish version of night and day where fire-breathing armadillos drink copious quantities of communion wine from a priest's innocent boy love severed testical cup of catholic joy that the pope donated to WSPA for no particular reason apart from that John McCain felt it in the ass. oh no! full stop!!!!

Meanwhile, on the dark side of the moon a race of penguinoid aliens had just hatched a fiendish plan, they were going to export malt barley below cost price and three words, What The Fuck, managed to encapsulate the whole thing then went wrong, but fortunately a man named Dotard arrived and took all his clothes off, revealing a tattoo the size of a small individual pork pie. Once reveled, he started running up and down the streets screaming the words, "Soup, soup, a tasty soup, soup! A spicy carrot and corriander!! [Chilli Chowder!] CRUTON CRUTON! Crunchy friends in a liquid broth! I am dispatchio, oh! I am missala soho. Misso misso, Fighting in the Dojo, Misso misso... Oriental friends in the land of SOUP!" exceeding three words was worse
I'm really shitty at giving kudos and rep. That's because I would be inconsistent in remembering to do them, and also I don't really want it to show if any favouritism is happening. Even worse would be inconsistencies causing false favouritisms to show. So, fuck it. Just assume that I've given you some good rep and a number of kudos, and everyone should be happy...
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#68
RE: Continuous sentence game
(July 10, 2010 at 10:27 am)Scented Nectar Wrote: One day while I was whacking off to World of Warcraft Playing Choir boys who looked like an amorphous, undulating blobs of macaroni and suddenly I felt my bile rise up into the swimming pool outside, in which floated in orange flat sandals a body, the likes of which none had seen and I farted in surprise at the sheer exhilaration of it all but suffered a blow back which hugged the questionnaire/jizz-rag stapled to a french man named Nicholas Sarkozy who then ate his own face for a thrill which made me wonder why I slept with your ugly, inbred, halfwitted hound from hell named Cerebus (sic) who was a Media Studies graduate from a cleansed sewer now converted into a preposterous hellish version of night and day where fire-breathing armadillos drink copious quantities of communion wine from a priest's innocent boy love severed testical cup of catholic joy that the pope donated to WSPA for no particular reason apart from that John McCain felt it in the ass. oh no! full stop!!!!

Meanwhile, on the dark side of the moon a race of penguinoid aliens had just hatched a fiendish plan, they were going to export malt barley below cost price and three words, What The Fuck, managed to encapsulate the whole thing then went wrong, but fortunately a man named Dotard arrived and took all his clothes off, revealing a tattoo the size of a small individual pork pie. Once reveled, he started running up and down the streets screaming the words, "Soup, soup, a tasty soup, soup! A spicy carrot and corriander!! [Chilli Chowder!] CRUTON CRUTON! Crunchy friends in a liquid broth! I am dispatchio, oh! I am missala soho. Misso misso, Fighting in the Dojo, Misso misso... Oriental friends in the land of SOUP!"
exceeding three words was worse than a fate worse than death
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#69
RE: Continuous sentence game
One day while I was whacking off to World of Warcraft Playing Choir boys who looked like an amorphous, undulating blobs of macaroni and suddenly I felt my bile rise up into the swimming pool outside, in which floated in orange flat sandals a body, the likes of which none had seen and I farted in surprise at the sheer exhilaration of it all but suffered a blow back which hugged the questionnaire/jizz-rag stapled to a french man named Nicholas Sarkozy who then ate his own face for a thrill which made me wonder why I slept with your ugly, inbred, halfwitted hound from hell named Cerebus (sic) who was a Media Studies graduate from a cleansed sewer now converted into a preposterous hellish version of night and day where fire-breathing armadillos drink copious quantities of communion wine from a priest's innocent boy love severed testical cup of catholic joy that the pope donated to WSPA for no particular reason apart from that John McCain felt it in the ass. oh no! full stop!!!!

Meanwhile, on the dark side of the moon a race of penguinoid aliens had just hatched a fiendish plan: they were going to export malt barley below cost price and three words, What The Fuck, managed to encapsulate the whole thing then went wrong, but fortunately a man named Dotard arrived and took all his clothes off, revealing a tattoo the size of a small individual pork pie. Once reveled, he started running up and down the streets screaming the words, "Soup, soup, a tasty soup, soup! A spicy carrot and corriander!! [Chilli Chowder!] CRUTON CRUTON! Crunchy friends in a liquid broth! I am dispatchio, oh! I am missala soho. Misso misso, Fighting in the Dojo, Misso misso... Oriental friends in the land of SOUP!"
exceeding three words was worse than a fate worse than death, making it doubly worse than death...
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken

'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.

'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain

'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
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#70
RE: Continuous sentence game
One day while I was whacking off to World of Warcraft Playing Choir boys who looked like an amorphous, undulating blobs of macaroni and suddenly I felt my bile rise up into the swimming pool outside, in which floated in orange flat sandals a body, the likes of which none had seen and I farted in surprise at the sheer exhilaration of it all but suffered a blow back which hugged the questionnaire/jizz-rag stapled to a french man named Nicholas Sarkozy who then ate his own face for a thrill which made me wonder why I slept with your ugly, inbred, halfwitted hound from hell named Cerebus (sic) who was a Media Studies graduate from a cleansed sewer now converted into a preposterous hellish version of night and day where fire-breathing armadillos drink copious quantities of communion wine from a priest's innocent boy love severed testical cup of catholic joy that the pope donated to WSPA for no particular reason apart from that John McCain felt it in the ass. oh no! full stop!!!!

Meanwhile, on the dark side of the moon a race of penguinoid aliens had just hatched a fiendish plan: they were going to export malt barley below cost price and three words, What The Fuck, managed to encapsulate the whole thing then went wrong, but fortunately a man named Dotard arrived and took all his clothes off, revealing a tattoo the size of a small individual pork pie. Once reveled, he started running up and down the streets screaming the words, "Soup, soup, a tasty soup, soup! A spicy carrot and corriander!! [Chilli Chowder!] CRUTON CRUTON! Crunchy friends in a liquid broth! I am dispatchio, oh! I am missala soho. Misso misso, Fighting in the Dojo, Misso misso... Oriental friends in the land of SOUP!"
exceeding three words was worse than a fate worse than death, making it doubly worse than death...which is annoying
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