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One sentence scary stories
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One sentence scary stories
July 2, 2023 at 10:05 pm
Watching X-Files with the lights off.

Yes, it's from a song.
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RE: One sentence scary stories
July 2, 2023 at 10:45 pm
Suddenly, a shot rang out.

FWIW, I've never watched the x-files.
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RE: One sentence scary stories
July 2, 2023 at 11:42 pm
The clouds were moving against the wind.

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RE: One sentence scary stories
July 3, 2023 at 1:39 am
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room and someone knocks on the door.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: One sentence scary stories
July 3, 2023 at 3:32 am
TRUMP WINS SECOND TERM!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: One sentence scary stories
July 3, 2023 at 3:33 am (This post was last modified: July 3, 2023 at 3:34 am by no one. Edit Reason: keyboard gnomes )
no one wants to be your friend.
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RE: One sentence scary stories
July 3, 2023 at 4:09 am
(July 3, 2023 at 1:39 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: The last man on Earth sat alone in a room and someone knocks on the door.

Another version of that one:

The last man on Earth carefully locked his door.

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RE: One sentence scary stories
July 3, 2023 at 4:33 am
It was raining blood on State Street.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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RE: One sentence scary stories
July 3, 2023 at 5:27 am
(July 3, 2023 at 3:32 am)no one Wrote: TRUMP WINS SECOND TERM!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: One sentence scary stories
July 3, 2023 at 5:28 am
There were ten foot prints in the snow, then ten claw prints, then more footprints.
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