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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
vorlon13 Offline
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#10941
RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 23, 2014 at 8:12 pm
Banned for indiscriminate sleeping around
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Losty Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 23, 2014 at 8:13 pm (This post was last modified: November 23, 2014 at 8:14 pm by Losty.)
(November 23, 2014 at 8:11 pm)Beccs Wrote: Banned because I'm going to bed.

Bedtime Ban!
(November 23, 2014 at 8:12 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Banned for indiscriminate sleeping around

Bad bad ninja ban!
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#10943
RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 23, 2014 at 9:24 pm
Banned for using too-big font.
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Losty Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 23, 2014 at 9:43 pm
Banned for being too damn enticing, not even jailbait, making Losty have thoughts. I'm not single any more. Don't make me have thoughts.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#10945
RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 24, 2014 at 12:08 am
Banned for not entertaining entertaining thoughts.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#10946
RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 24, 2014 at 12:18 am
Banned because entertaining entertaining thoughts frequently don't entertain the idea of entertaining on the wild side
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Lucanus Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 24, 2014 at 5:37 am
Banned because while you were entertaining yourself with such entertaining thoughts, you were caught off your guard.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#10948
RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 24, 2014 at 6:37 am
Banned cause now my head hurts
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#10949
RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 24, 2014 at 8:29 am
Banned for playing the fool.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 24, 2014 at 9:44 am
Banned for scolding DramaQueen.
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