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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 29, 2014 at 10:19 am
Banned for public prayer.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 29, 2014 at 10:25 am
Banned for failing to note you were not also banning prayers issued by the Melchizedek Priesthood.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 29, 2014 at 10:48 am
Banned for not paying your 'ban the loser above you' tax.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 29, 2014 at 2:02 pm
Banned for taxing my patience
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 29, 2014 at 2:04 pm
Banned for waxing my patients.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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November 29, 2014 at 2:06 pm
Banned for being less hairy in the crotch area than Dr. Laura.
(really, Google her amazing bush pictures)
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 29, 2014 at 2:12 pm
Banned because I like my pussy to be nice and smooth.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 29, 2014 at 2:15 pm
Banned because Dr. Laura sure doesn't !!!!
You'd need a machete to find her vulva !!!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 29, 2014 at 4:23 pm
(November 29, 2014 at 2:12 pm)Losty Wrote: Banned because I like my pussy to be nice and smooth.
Banned because if I were an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
