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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 15, 2010 at 12:04 pm
(July 12, 2010 at 8:31 pm)Scented Nectar Wrote: Those ducks have some nasty things coming their way.... hahahah
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 17, 2010 at 2:34 am
Awww... when I read the title ('porn ponderings'), I expected to find a thread where we discussed our favored porn, and why we like the specific type so much ^_^
And I was all prepped to discuss tentacle porn and to learn some nuances about how porn affects people... and then all I get is this?! >_<
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 17, 2010 at 7:13 am
(July 17, 2010 at 2:34 am)Saerules Wrote: Awww... when I read the title ('porn ponderings'), I expected to find a thread where we discussed our favored porn, and why we like the specific type so much ^_^ Nothing stopping you from changing the thread to that direction. I think my video attempt at humour is a bit spent at this point anyways. It was nice, but every climax ends at some point.
Quote:And I was all prepped to discuss tentacle porn and to learn some nuances about how porn affects people... and then all I get is this?! >_<
I thought I had heard of all porn categories, more or less, but tentacles are a new one to me. I can figure out what one might do with a couple of them, but aren't there usually eight of them?
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 19, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Tentacle monsters aren't always limited to 8...
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 19, 2010 at 1:25 pm
FSM has an infinite number of tentacles. Noodly tentacles of righteousness.
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 19, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Not limited to 8, and infinite? Now I really don't know what I'd do with them. Seriously. And I don't know if all those suckers would be a good thing or a bad thing! 
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 19, 2010 at 2:32 pm
(July 19, 2010 at 2:24 pm)Scented Nectar Wrote: Not limited to 8, and infinite? Now I really don't know what I'd do with them. Seriously. And I don't know if all those suckers would be a good thing or a bad thing!
Ok, just for fun I'll run through possible uses:
2 for restraining the arms,
2 for the legs,
2 for the head and neck,
4 for tickling,
4 for whipping randoms parts of the restrained,
Hmm, well, gee, I'm already up to 14 which is well past eight and I just can't think of ANY more uses for tentacles...  
Maybe Saerules could help me come up with at least ONE more use?
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 19, 2010 at 4:13 pm
(July 19, 2010 at 2:32 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: (July 19, 2010 at 2:24 pm)Scented Nectar Wrote: Not limited to 8, and infinite? Now I really don't know what I'd do with them. Seriously. And I don't know if all those suckers would be a good thing or a bad thing! Ok, just for fun I'll run through possible uses:
2 for restraining the arms,
2 for the legs,
2 for the head and neck,
4 for tickling,
4 for whipping randoms parts of the restrained,
Hmm, well, gee, I'm already up to 14 which is well past eight and I just can't think of ANY more uses for tentacles... Hmm, if the human arms (and therefore fingers) are restrained, then the tentacled one holds all the responsibility for clit rubbing, soooo at least one more tentacle will be needed for that. In fact, forget all those others, let's get straight to the clit rubbing one. All that other stuff like tickling would be just too distracting. Annoying even. Yeah, I know, I'm a boring fuck, aren't I? hahahah.
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 19, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Scented Nectar,
The tentacled one cares not for the restrained ones pleasure; it is for the voyeur that all takes place and neither tentacle monster, nor object of torture is real. Tentacle porn is like most porn... creepy when shared with others.
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 19, 2010 at 6:19 pm
(July 19, 2010 at 4:35 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Scented Nectar,
The tentacled one cares not for the restrained ones pleasure; it is for the voyeur that all takes place and neither tentacle monster, nor object of torture is real. Tentacle porn is like most porn... creepy when shared with others. Aren't there any more categories of tentacle porn? If I'm gonna check this out, I want to see the non-tentacled one having a ton of pleasure too. I won't be able to identify with the tentacled one, so I'll have to mentally put myself in the place of the other one. And I'm all about getting pleasure out of porn, so you see my dilemna?
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