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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 3, 2014 at 7:49 pm
Banned because a guy once demanded I make him a sandwich. I made him into several sandwiches, a couple of roasts, chops and sausages.

Police are still looking for the body.

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Losty Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 3, 2014 at 7:50 pm
Banned because I think in the situation "make her a sandwich" is a euphemism Wink
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 3, 2014 at 7:56 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2014 at 7:56 pm by Violet.)
(December 3, 2014 at 7:50 pm)Losty Wrote: Banned because I think in the situation "make her a sandwich" is a euphemism Wink

Banned for feeling the need to explain it. She's hungry... what more needed to be said?
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 3, 2014 at 8:01 pm
Banned because I'm hungry so I had to explain it. My hunger must be satisfied lest I see the return symptoms of my female hysteria and my poison female semen.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 3, 2014 at 8:03 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2014 at 8:04 pm by Violet.)
Banned, because now I can't decide whether to feed you a spit roast or a sandwitch...

Decisions... decisions.... Thinking
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 3, 2014 at 8:12 pm
Banned for not choosing both
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 3, 2014 at 8:26 pm
Banned for telling me what to do; know your place, ----! Angry

Bed. No food. If I catch one of the servants sneaking something to you, I will flay the life out of them.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 3, 2014 at 8:29 pm
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 3, 2014 at 8:32 pm
Banned because I want to go back in time.
Where were we....turned on the slip and slide....panties fell to the floor....continue.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 3, 2014 at 8:35 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2014 at 8:37 pm by Violet.)
Banned for wanting for a past that can now never be... for looking for a future that isn't.

The present is a gift you give yourself. Take it for all it's worth Smile

(ps: this isn't area 69.)
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