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I dare God to...
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I hereby challenge God to a smackdown behind old man Johnson's barn at high noon tomorrow... that is, if he isn't chicken!
Formerly Old Man Marsh of TTA
"Don't let those gnomes and illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions." --Jake the Dog  (December 16, 2014 at 11:29 am)Schwa Wrote: I hereby challenge God to a smackdown behind old man Johnson's barn at high noon tomorrow... that is, if he isn't chicken! Ten bucks says god will loose.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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December 16, 2014 at 12:07 pm
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By default as a no show.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy 
I dare God to fill my house to the brim with jam.
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Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum  (December 16, 2014 at 11:29 am)Schwa Wrote: I hereby challenge God to a smackdown behind old man Johnson's barn at high noon tomorrow... that is, if he isn't chicken! What will you do if old man Johnson's chicken gets a smackdown at high noon? 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
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I dare god to make theists able to think and seek knowledge.
Hey I just realized, this is kind of like praying. Except we're paying attention to the results.
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Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum (December 16, 2014 at 2:39 pm)robvalue Wrote: Hey I just realized, this is kind of like praying. Except we're paying attention to the results. And we won't assume some vague coincidence as being an answer. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm) Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
Nah, prayer is usually begging, not the same thing as daring.
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December 16, 2014 at 3:52 pm
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Good point. God is obviously too much of a complete coward to silence us with even one of our dares. Haha! It makes me happy to insult God, for some reason. Don't worry, it's a victimless crime.
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