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December 16, 2014 at 11:29 am
I hereby challenge God to a smackdown behind old man Johnson's barn at high noon tomorrow... that is, if he isn't chicken!
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December 16, 2014 at 12:07 pm
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December 16, 2014 at 1:23 pm
I dare God to fill my house to the brim with jam.
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December 16, 2014 at 2:30 pm
(December 16, 2014 at 11:29 am)Schwa Wrote: I hereby challenge God to a smackdown behind old man Johnson's barn at high noon tomorrow... that is, if he isn't chicken!
What will you do if old man Johnson's chicken gets a smackdown at high noon?
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December 16, 2014 at 2:36 pm
I dare god to make theists able to think and seek knowledge.
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December 16, 2014 at 2:39 pm
Hey I just realized, this is kind of like praying. Except we're paying attention to the results.
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December 16, 2014 at 2:48 pm
(December 16, 2014 at 2:39 pm)robvalue Wrote: Hey I just realized, this is kind of like praying. Except we're paying attention to the results.
And we won't assume some vague coincidence as being an answer.
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December 16, 2014 at 2:49 pm
Nah, prayer is usually begging, not the same thing as daring.
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December 16, 2014 at 3:52 pm
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Good point. God is obviously too much of a complete coward to silence us with even one of our dares. Haha! It makes me happy to insult God, for some reason. Don't worry, it's a victimless crime.