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RE: Seriously
December 29, 2014 at 10:39 am
This person can't be serious, because they came here looking for serious people.
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RE: Seriously
December 29, 2014 at 10:41 am
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RE: Seriously
December 29, 2014 at 10:45 am
Welcome. Seriously, welcome!
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RE: Seriously
December 29, 2014 at 10:49 am (This post was last modified: December 29, 2014 at 10:49 am by Alex K.)
(December 29, 2014 at 10:39 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: This person can't be serious, because they came here looking for serious people.

What! I'm too serious. I once sat through an entire Seinfeld episode without laughing even once!
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RE: Seriously
December 29, 2014 at 10:50 am
(December 29, 2014 at 10:49 am)Alex K Wrote:
(December 29, 2014 at 10:39 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: This person can't be serious, because they came here looking for serious people.

What! I'm too serious. I once sat through an entire Seinfeld episode without laughing even once!

That's because that show is seriously terrible.
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RE: Seriously
December 29, 2014 at 11:20 am
(December 29, 2014 at 10:49 am)Alex K Wrote:
(December 29, 2014 at 10:39 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: This person can't be serious, because they came here looking for serious people.

What! I'm too serious. I once sat through an entire Seinfeld episode without laughing even once!
Well I wouldn't laugh while being tortured either.
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RE: Seriously
December 29, 2014 at 1:05 pm
(December 29, 2014 at 11:20 am)robvalue Wrote:
(December 29, 2014 at 10:49 am)Alex K Wrote: What! I'm too serious. I once sat through an entire Seinfeld episode without laughing even once!
Well I wouldn't laugh while being tortured either.

So it's not my German DNA, I'm relieved... Big Grin
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RE: Seriously
December 29, 2014 at 1:08 pm
(December 29, 2014 at 10:50 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: That's because that show is seriously terrible.

Like every sitcom. Hate them all with their synthetic laughter for viewers who are too stupid to get a joke. Well, mostly it's really hard to tell, it was a joke anyway.
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RE: Seriously
December 29, 2014 at 1:22 pm
Quote: for someone to say there cannot be a God because we cannot prove the existence of such a God... are equally unacceptable!

That's a strawman argument. That there is no tangible evidence for any of the gods created by the human imagination is a fact. The religious do not even require evidence. They demand that their bullshit be accepted on "faith" which, right there, should be a red flag to anyone with a brain.

5,000 years ago every action on earth was attributed to some god or other, from fire to wind to earthquakes. Those gods have largely been retired as science has demonstrated that they are unnecessary. Medicine no longer 'heals' by driving out demons. Consider the direction of the long-term trends. 'God' is on his way out. He is needed only by mental defectives who insist they cannot function without some sky-daddy watching them 24/7.

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RE: Seriously
December 29, 2014 at 1:28 pm
(December 29, 2014 at 1:08 pm)abaris Wrote:
(December 29, 2014 at 10:50 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: That's because that show is seriously terrible.

Like every sitcom. Hate them all with their synthetic laughter for viewers who are too stupid to get a joke. Well, mostly it's really hard to tell, it was a joke anyway.

But it's not usually synthetic laughter in modern sitcoms, is it?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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