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The bible TL:DR edition

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The bible TL:DR edition
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The bible TL:DR edition
January 10, 2015 at 11:10 am
The bible heavily cut down and useless things removed.
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RE: The bible TL:DR edition
January 10, 2015 at 11:11 am
That's amazing. A perfect summary, all you need to know.
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RE: The bible TL:DR edition
January 10, 2015 at 11:16 am
(January 10, 2015 at 11:11 am)robvalue Wrote: That's amazing. A perfect summary, all you need to know.

Its perfect xD i had to look it over again i cant help but chuckle and read.
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RE: The bible TL:DR edition
January 10, 2015 at 11:23 am
The story makes a lot more sense without all that other stuff weighing it down. They could read the whole thing out at church services then everyone could go home after 5 minutes.
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RE: The bible TL:DR edition
January 10, 2015 at 11:33 am
(January 10, 2015 at 11:23 am)robvalue Wrote: The story makes a lot more sense without all that other stuff weighing it down. They could read the whole thing out at church services then everyone could go home after 5 minutes.

I know right all the other bullshit is cut out and now it makes sense. Also off topic but you can have breakfast with satan. [Image: hA20FF7B4]
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RE: The bible TL:DR edition
January 10, 2015 at 1:33 pm (This post was last modified: January 10, 2015 at 1:33 pm by DeadChannel.)
I always felt like the bible was bloated from a story pov. And my favourite authors are, like, Pynchon, Wallace, Joyce...
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RE: The bible TL:DR edition
January 10, 2015 at 3:09 pm
Haha, just about the right length for this fairy tale.
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RE: The bible TL:DR edition
January 10, 2015 at 3:10 pm (This post was last modified: January 10, 2015 at 3:11 pm by Invisible Sky Fairy.)
4/10 Needs more death and stupidity to properly capture the Bible.
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RE: The bible TL:DR edition
January 10, 2015 at 3:14 pm
Maybe splatter some babies' brains over it?
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RE: The bible TL:DR edition
January 10, 2015 at 3:16 pm
(January 10, 2015 at 3:14 pm)robvalue Wrote: Maybe splatter some babies' brains over it?

Hey hey leave the poor bambi's out of this.
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