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The Unlimited Supply Game
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
Trips in the sense that you trip and fall. To anywhere in the world.

Unlimited smart-ass comebacks for this thread.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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(January 8, 2015 at 2:35 pm)Lucanus Wrote: Trips in the sense that you trip and fall. To anywhere in the world.

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You only think of them months after other people have already posted their answers

Unlimited Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.
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That are all burnt! Bringing this thread full circle!

Unlimited women with full circles. Tongue
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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They all have STD's

Unlimited grip on reality.
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But you've gotta get a grip on life, man.

Unlimited deep fried food
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(January 12, 2015 at 10:56 am)DeadChannel Wrote: Unlimited deep fried food

Arteriosclerosis.

unlimited joy.
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But completely ignorant.

Unlimited supply of books
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All blank pages.

Unlimited flea collars.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Unlimited flea collar resistant fleas.

Unlimited health care.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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In Zimbabwe.

Unlimited free currency conversions.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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