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The Unlimited Supply Game
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
Trips in the sense that you trip and fall. To anywhere in the world.

Unlimited smart-ass comebacks for this thread.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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(January 8, 2015 at 2:35 pm)Lucanus Wrote: Trips in the sense that you trip and fall. To anywhere in the world.

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You only think of them months after other people have already posted their answers

Unlimited Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.
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That are all burnt! Bringing this thread full circle!

Unlimited women with full circles. Tongue
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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They all have STD's

Unlimited grip on reality.
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But you've gotta get a grip on life, man.

Unlimited deep fried food
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(January 12, 2015 at 10:56 am)DeadChannel Wrote: Unlimited deep fried food

Arteriosclerosis.

unlimited joy.
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But completely ignorant.

Unlimited supply of books
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All blank pages.

Unlimited flea collars.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Unlimited flea collar resistant fleas.

Unlimited health care.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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In Zimbabwe.

Unlimited free currency conversions.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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