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Ban the loser above you.
RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned because y= ax^2 + bx + c
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Banned for maths.
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Banned for pluralizing math.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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Banned for meth.
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Banned for camping on the roof of C
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banned for being insane
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Banned for not being insane enough.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned because come on, I'm trying.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned for trying and not just being.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned for criticising me and hurting my feewings.
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