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The last person to post wins !
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wonder what it would feel like to boink the actual Flying Spaghetti Monster ??
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
It's not bad. Bit messy.
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I name vorlon the Anal Queen of the Forums
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
I agree. Long live the Queen. Or whatever.
i can't usurp Anusius
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
You have to. For the sake of your people.
Anusius is the Anal God. By divine right, you are the Anal Queen.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
What he said.
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