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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
Violet Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:35 pm
Banned because if you sell a kidney? I'm getting it back.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#12482
RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:35 pm (This post was last modified: February 9, 2015 at 2:36 pm by Norman Humann.)
banned because I want that kidney
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#12483
RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:36 pm
Banned for not saying what you would do with my kidney once retrieved.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:37 pm (This post was last modified: February 9, 2015 at 2:37 pm by Violet.)
Banned because I'm also getting a doctor to put it back into you. If it's been too long? You can have one of their kidneys. I'll be sure to leave one alive, just in case. Heart
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:39 pm
Just be careful dear Violet, I have a rare blood type.
Banned for licking my lolly
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:41 pm
Banned for gagging your lolly. No lollygagging.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:46 pm
Banned because I used to be an adventurer like you...
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:47 pm
Banned for making me finish that line in my head.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:49 pm
banned for mission accomplished.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 9, 2015 at 2:51 pm
Banned because I don't know the end of that line...?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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