I'm voting today

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

There's a Federal election here,the ballot is today.

I never vote FOR any political party,but against the bigggest shower on offer. It's pure coincidence that the biggest shower has always been the conservatives.

BUT,this time there is so little difference between the two major parties,my attitude is "a pox on both your houses"..I'm voting for the Greens,who will probably have the balance of power if there is a hung parliament,which is a real possibility.

I think our New PM (the former deputy PM) may have outsmarted herself. She won a coup against Tin Tin The Bland,our esrtwhile PM,with an act of ruthless treachery,manipulating the factions.Australians don't like naked disloyalty and treachery.That could cost Labor the election. The election WILL be about personalities as there are no significant policy differences between Labor and Liberals ( ourTories)

[Zen Badger]

Voted for the Australian Sex party

Mainly 'cos they're the polar opposite of Family First.

[Tiberius]

I heard the atheist PM you guys have doesn't understand the need for equality of marriage...

[DiRNiS]

I was in two minds between the Australian Sex Party and the Australian Secular Party.

In the end I voted for the Sex Party as they mentioned more policies that I could agree with in addition to keeping religion out of schools.

[Tiberius]

If I'd been an Australian, I'd have voted for the Sex Party. They are epic

[Bull Poopie]

Do not vote for anyone even the sex party! They will bend you over "without" the lube and have their way with your bum! :-( Not unless that is your thing to get screwed by the goverment party :-P

[Tiberius]

That is true chicken12. Anarchism ftw!

[The Omnissiunt One]

Every government screws its people. Ho ho! Satirical!

Politics has moved too much to the centre ground, in my opinion. To make voting easier, there should be two parties.
One party should endorse slavery for anyone who isn't a white millionaire, and the other should want to legalise pretty much everything, and give out cannabis and prostitutes free on the state. There'd be chaos if the latter party got in (which it almost certainly would), but at least it'd be fun chaos, and everybody would be too high or horny to notice.

[Zen Badger]

Do not vote for anyone even the sex party! They will bend you over "without" the lube and have their way with your bum! :-( Not unless that is your thing to get screwed by the goverment party :-P

I'll always vote, even if I don't like ANY of the candidates.

Because of all the countries where you CAN'T vote.

P.s you look tasty in your new avatar pic

[Bull Poopie]

That is very true One!

If your going to get screwed anyway why not let the two parties do it with chaos that way you would have the chance of at least getting some lube and making a decent buck in the process? But then again what happens to the hoe's who looks are as dirty as the speck on your shoe, they get screwed without the lube,lol. I suppose you take the chance in every election.

My phiolosphy is why vote when you know the doom is staring you down both sides of your pants. Your going to get screwed but who bad do you want it? I don't bother that way I know I didn't contribute to the asshole who is in office not matter how many say he's doin' the good job at screwin' them .

Thank you, at least I look tastey and not raw, huh. LOL

Chicken