Why are all atheists liberals?

[dyresand]

I'm a far right wing conservative atheist (borderline Nationalist).

I believe Christians should have the rights they currently have. Gay marriage should be a government thing only and should not force the Catholic church to accept gays if they don't want. I believe the peasant class is a burden and therefore we should reduce the amount of illegal immigrants to the system. Capitalism is king. Jewry indoctrination of Israel is the cause of all evil. And Atheism should stop enforcing their doctrines on Theists - it's almost like the Atheist Crusade going on here in the western world I feel.

I've already accepted that my faith in Atheism is that "a faith that intelligent design does not exist because science cannot prove or deny if intelligence created the big bang".

Atheism has no doctrines. Capitalism is not really working that well at the moment USD sucks compared to the Euro. Atheism is on the rise because stupidity isn't a good thing or ever has been in the history of mankind got a brain use it not don't let a book dictate your life for you. Again why be religious at all if you are gay because you know the same people who say being gay is a choice is the same people back in biblical days that would kill you.

[JuliaL]

Capitalism is not really working that well at the moment USD sucks compared to the Euro.

Wha?
You can't be talking exchange rates.
July 11, 2008 1eur=1.5947USD
Today 1eur=1.0844USD
You were referring to something more subtle maybe?
Demand for exports?

[wiploc]

Why are all atheists liberals?

We aren't. I was a conservative atheist myself.

Does this mean you are :
Pro gay, anti-hetero, anti-christian?

No.

Happens I am anti-Christian though. That doesn't mean I want to get rid of them, or coerce them. It just means I wish they'd knock it off, straighten up and fly right.

Also from a political standpoint - do you guys want a totalitiarian Orwellian Socialist Government year after year after year?

No.

If so, how do you plan on getting rid of the 'unwanted' citizens that don't contribute to our GDP and the faith of Atheism?

What have you been smoking? These are absurd straw men.

Plus, atheism isn't a faith. It's just not believing in god.

[Metis]

Why are all atheists liberals? It's all part of our secret satanic masonic plot through the work of the illuminati's gay agenda to make the good straight theists take it up the butt while nomming on aborted fetuses.

[dyresand]

Capitalism is not really working that well at the moment USD sucks compared to the Euro.

Wha?
You can't be talking exchange rates.
July 11, 2008 1eur=1.5947USD
Today 1eur=1.0844USD
You were referring to something more subtle maybe?
Demand for exports?

I was watching the markets and i saying the subtle changes nothing drastic though. The Euro is suffering today but generally at one point it was worth more than the USD butj the Euro is currently suffering its 1 usd is .92 Euros now.

[CapnAwesome]

Why are all atheists liberals? It's all part of our secret satanic masonic plot through the work of the illuminati's gay agenda to make the good straight theists take it up the butt while nomming on aborted fetuses.

Oh shit! I'm late for the meeting!

[Nope]

You all, be careful, the OP might ask about the super secret handshake that all us atheists use to recognize one another when we eat Capitalists' babies during our orgies while wearing our fedoras and skinny pants. Now that he has figured us out, we can't let him learn about that handshake thingie or we will have no secrets left

When it comes to personal freedoms, I am as far left as you can get. People own their own bodies and, if they are adult, they should be able to do what they wish with their own bodies as long as they don't hurt people. Economically, I lean toward the conservative side. There is no political party that I fit.

[Metis]

Bah you whusses, slinking along with the theists. I'm a fucking mad rad gay socialist baby! I'm like, a Conservative Christians worst nightmare.

All I'm missing is a few New Age crystals and a Femen "Religion Kills" Hoodie. Then they'll probably start showing pictures of me in Evangelical Apocalyptic literature. I'm surprised they haven't asked me to audition for the part of the beast in the Left Behind movie series coming out. They must be reserving the role for Dawkins I suppose.

[JesusHChrist]

I've heard I might get the call to play the anti Christ. Because I'm really really really ridiculously good looking.

And evil. Sooooo evil!

[Nope]

I've heard I might get the call to play the anti Christ. Because I'm really really really ridiculously good looking.

And evil. Sooooo evil!

But do you have a British accent? According to American movies, bad guys must have a British accent.