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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 30, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Banned for having the real devil as your avatar (according to Hugo Chavez, anyway).
Quote: "The devil came here yesterday," Chavez said, referring to Bush. "I can still smell the SULFUR!"
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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August 31, 2010 at 10:16 am
(This post was last modified: August 31, 2010 at 10:17 am by The Omnissiunt One.)
Banned for spelling sulphur with an 'f'. Because I prefer the old-phasioned way.
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.
'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain
'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 31, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Banned for being old fashioned.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 1, 2010 at 4:31 am
Banned for criminal blasphemy.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 1, 2010 at 5:15 am
Banned because I'm in a mood.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 1, 2010 at 8:02 am
Banned for being so bloody moody!
"A man who keeps one eye on the past is blind in one eye. A man who ignores the past is blind in both."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 1, 2010 at 9:30 am
Banned for not being as such.
