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Church Van Crashes, 8 Dead
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Church Van Crashes, 8 Dead
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/church-...ar-AAacMZD

Eight people died and 10 others were injured when a van from a church ran through a stop sign, crossed all lanes of U.S. 27 and landed in a canal in rural southwest Florida, the Florida Highway Patrol said.


A 4-year-old child was in stable condition at a Fort Myers hospital.



How much do you want to bet there is praise to God that the child survived?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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RE: Church Van Crashes, 8 Dead
I'm sure the asswipes will pronounce it as another fucking miracle.
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RE: Church Van Crashes, 8 Dead
God doesn't give people more than they can handle. They can overcome their grief with God looking over them.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Church Van Crashes, 8 Dead
Um..."god' just killed a shitload of them.

Apparently they weren't praying sufficiently fervently.
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RE: Church Van Crashes, 8 Dead
That's terrible.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: Church Van Crashes, 8 Dead
So sad. I hope the families are okay.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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I seen the news report the survivors and the people are still praying to that fucker.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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RE: Church Van Crashes, 8 Dead
Well, 1 of 40,000 schisms of Christianity is ruled out as the One True Faith.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Church Van Crashes, 8 Dead
Expect more of this sort of thing thanks to shithead state legislatures.

http://www.clarionledger.com/story/polit.../22931465/


Quote:'Jesus Take the Wheel Act' passes House



House members on Thursday passed a bill exempting mid-sized church buses from the state's commercial driver's license requirements, prompting one lawmaker to call it the "Jesus Take the Wheel Act."

The bill, HB 132, would help congregations lacking a CDL-certified driver transport up to 30 passengers in a church-owned vehicle. Although applying equally to all churches, it's primarily aimed at smaller congregations with fewer members and financial resources.
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RE: Church Van Crashes, 8 Dead
Look, how the church bus fits perfectly in the canal. Clear evidence of God's perfect plan.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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