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Corrupt a Wish Game!
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Dotard
Card carrying member of NO MA'AM  Religious Views: Asuperstitionist. Silly theists, myths are for kids!
NOT granted! Only one wish per customer!
I wish I had made this coffee much stronger.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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  RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 7, 2010 at 6:15 pm
(This post was last modified: September 7, 2010 at 6:16 pm by Ashendant.)
(September 4, 2010 at 8:33 am)Dotard Wrote: NOT granted! Only one wish per customer! Granted but now it melts your mouth (i originally was going to say it tasted like crap but last time i heard it already tastes like crap) I wish i had instaneous-regeneration immortality and the ability to teleport 
granted on both, but you teleported into a huge block of carbonite and must relive the torture of your atoms coming together and dying over and over for eternity due to your mortality. Almost enough time to teleport out.. oops nope I died.. oww.. over and over
I wish dragon con was all year long
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post
always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari 
Granted, but the funding it would take to run such a massive and constant event is beyond the convention runners, and so it is an extremely piss-poor con.
I wish I could rest.
Granted you're in a coma till you die
I wish I had invented silly bands, paper clips and pet rocks
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post
always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari
Granted but you forgot to patent it and someone steals the idea.
I wish I had a job, new headphones, and a new mp3 player.
Dotard
Card carrying member of NO MA'AM Religious Views: Asuperstitionist. Silly theists, myths are for kids!
Granted. Whatever. Your new job is shoveling pig shit.
Multiple wishes ruin the spirit of the game. I wish you folks could see that.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
--------------- ...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck --------------- NO MA'AM
Granted .. but they can also see an embarasing picture of you in your underwear... and we all laugh at you
I wish everyone could just get along
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post
always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari 
Granted. But now despite that, a meteor nevertheless crashes to Earth and kills us all.
I wish I had become a Starcraft expert years ago. |
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