Corrupt a Wish Game!

[theVOID]

Granted, but now Fat is healthy and popular, and only fat people get laid, now you're an outcast because no matter how much you eat you don't gain weight.

I wish I was good at making sushi.

[Rhizomorph13]

Granted, it is decided by wealthy sushi lovers that "theVoid" sushi is the best and they are willing to pay millions of dollars for just one piece. You are hunted down and cut up as a sushi ingredient, but instead of killing you they simply strap you to a gurney and keep you alive so they can harvest pieces of you as you heal from the wounds they inflict.

I wish it was ok for me to freely use the word nigger like Void does.

[theVOID]

Granted. The angry mob in black pointed-hood robes knocks violently on your door, all necessary equipment for lynching in tow.

I wish class was over.

[ldarwin]

Granted! You've been handed a homework assignment to write a 2,000 page essay on "Why Evolution is just a theory and not a fact".

I wish I could program a fun computer game.

[The Omnissiunt One]

Granted, but you are now also live in your mother's basement at the age of forty, wear massive prescription glasses, have asthma and a strong aversion to human contact.

To paraphrase Radiohead: I wish I were special.

[Dotard]

Granted, but you are now also live in your mother's basement at the age of forty, wear massive prescription glasses, have asthma and a strong aversion to human contact.

You say that like there is something wrong with it.

To paraphrase Radiohead: I wish I were special.

Granted. Now the "short bus" picks you up every morning.

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I wish I wasn't so damned popular.