Corrupt a Wish Game!

[Nitsuj]

Okay, this thread is on a Simpsons website I'm always at, and here's the jist of it: One person makes a wish, and the other must grant it, but "corrupt" it. An example from the site: Wish: I wish I were in shape. Grant: You are in the shape of a trapezoid!

All right? Go.

I wish I won't have so much homework when I get over this bronchitis.

[leo-rcc]

Granted, you now have to do the dishes every day instead.

I wish I had my dinner now.

[Eilonnwy]

Granted. But it's not cooked, you have to eat it raw.

I wish my cigarette cravings would go away.

[Edwardo Piet]

Granted. But now you're a crack addict.

I wish my life was more interesting.

[fr0d0]

Granted, but that's still not interesting enough for anyone to be interested

I wish AF would be a Christian forum...

[Cego_Colher]

Granted, but you are now an atheist.

I wish I get enough money to pay off my college debt.

[Edwardo Piet]

Granted. But now you have to kiss Ted Haggard.

EDIT: I wish I would stop fucking forgetting to add my sodding wish.

[leo-rcc]

You have to make a wish EvF.

[Paul the Human]

Granted, but now the forum continuity is all screwy.

I wish I could visit the distant future.

[Edwardo Piet]

Granted. But you visit the future as a spirit after you have died and fr0d0 greets you in the afterlife with a strange ethereal cackle.

EDIT: (GRRRRRRRR) I wish my short term memory wasn't so screwy.