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RE: Say something nice to the person below you
April 24, 2015 at 7:41 pm
Why thank you!
You have the loveliest set of tits.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Say something nice to the person below you
April 24, 2015 at 7:43 pm
I'm not gay nor do i have tits, but flattering you find me attractive.
The thing I love about you the most is you haven't strangled me yet.
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RE: Say something nice to the person below you
April 24, 2015 at 10:38 pm
I rarely strangle, usually it's a sharpened piece of rebar through the throat.
The next poster has a lovely unshaved taint !!!
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, taint !!
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Say something nice to the person below you
April 24, 2015 at 11:28 pm
Why thank you. Usually the leprosy is offputting.
The person below me has far fewer STDs than most people think.
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RE: Say something nice to the person below you
April 24, 2015 at 11:49 pm
But I nailed all the important ones.
You take a donkey punch like a champ.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Say something nice to the person below you
April 25, 2015 at 4:53 am
'course not, I'm fucking rad
You're like cookies and rainbows
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RE: Say something nice to the person below you
April 25, 2015 at 4:53 am
(This post was last modified: April 25, 2015 at 4:54 am by robvalue.)
Tasty yet hard to pin down?
You are so sexy people have accidents when you walk past them.