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Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 9:44 am
(May 20, 2015 at 9:36 am)Neimenovic Wrote: What kind of afterlife do you offer?

I CAN NOT OFFER IT TO YOU
BUT YOU CAN OFFER YOURSELF TO IT
IT IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT, FOR YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF THERE

The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 9:46 am
I'm beginnin to get a vague drunk Paulo Coelho vibe from ya, Krish
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 9:47 am
(May 20, 2015 at 9:46 am)Neimenovic Wrote: I'm beginnin to get a vague drunk Paulo Coelho vibe from ya, Krish

THAT IS ONTOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
IF ANYTHING, THE MAN HAS MY VIBE
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 9:49 am
IF ONLY DIETIES CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS IS THIS POST SACRILEGE
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 9:52 am
GANESHA IS SITTING ON MY CAPS LOCK
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 9:54 am
EVERYBODY SAYS THAT
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 10:24 am
What chakra should I focus on to get over a case of hemorrhoids? Is it possible to inflict hemorrhoids on enemies via astral (or ass-tral) projection?
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 10:25 am
Can I use smegma to polish my chakra ?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 11:44 am (This post was last modified: May 20, 2015 at 11:49 am by Alex K.)
(May 20, 2015 at 10:25 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Can I use smegma to polish my chakra ?

YES

IT HAS TO BE THE SMEGMA OF 77 HETEROSEXUAL MALE VIRGINS.


GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
(May 20, 2015 at 10:24 am)Crossless1 Wrote: What chakra should I focus on to get over a case of hemorrhoids?  Is it possible to inflict hemorrhoids on enemies via astral (or ass-tral) projection?

EITHER IS FINE, JUST MAKE SURE TO ALSO APPLY THE OINTMENT


AND REMEMBER: WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT... WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. DON'T GO AROUND GIVING PEOPLE HEMORRHOIDS EXCEPT IN SELF DEFENSE
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 12:08 pm
Can I get a date with the one in the middle?
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