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Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 8:22 am
(May 20, 2015 at 6:03 am)Alex K Wrote:
[Image: Pancatattva2.jpg]

Does the man on the left get to have sex with everyone else in the picture? 
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 8:22 am (This post was last modified: May 20, 2015 at 8:23 am by Alex K.)
(May 20, 2015 at 8:06 am)ignoramus Wrote: Is there any other gods? Are all the others false?   I knew it!
Do I need to pray to you now or something?  What's in it for me bitch? (channeling my cockney accent)

YES AND NO

ALL GODS ARE ONE, AND ONE GOD IS ALL
FROM SO SIMPLE A BEGINNING, ENDLESS FORMS MOST BEAUTIFUL AND MOST WONDERFUL
HAVE BEEN, AND ARE BEING.

PRAY TO THE ESSENCE OF SPIRITUALITY,
AND THE REWARD WILL BE BEYOND IMAGINATION. BITCH.
(May 20, 2015 at 8:22 am)Nestor Wrote: Does the man on the left get to have sex with everyone else in the picture? 

HE IS JUST A PAID ACTOR.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 8:27 am
Can you make minute rice in 50 seconds?
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- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 8:31 am (This post was last modified: May 20, 2015 at 8:31 am by Alex K.)
(May 20, 2015 at 8:27 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Can you make minute rice in 50 seconds?

THE SECRET IS IN THE FORCE PER AREA OF THAT ELUSIVE SUBSTANCE WHICH MORTALS BREATHE.
INCREASE IT, LET EVER MORE HEAT FLOW INTO THY RICE
AND ENJOY A SPEEDY MEAL.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 8:33 am
One last question your mighty spirit if I may!
you are RAMTHA SHAKRA KRISHNA II
Whatever happened to RAMTHA SHAKRA KRISHNA I

Are all the bugs fixed with you or what!
What happened to all the minor incremental updates?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 8:37 am
(May 20, 2015 at 8:33 am)ignoramus Wrote: One last question your mighty spirit if I may!
you are RAMTHA SHAKRA KRISHNA II
Whatever happened to RAMTHA SHAKRA KRISHNA I
THERE WAS AN UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT INVOLVING A BUCKET OF SAND, THREE WEASELS AND A WATER HOSE. WE DO NOT SPEAK OF IT.
Quote:Are all the bugs fixed with you or what!
THE WISDOM OF RAMTHA SHAKRA KRISHNA IS ETERNAL
Quote:What happened to all the minor incremental updates?

THERE ARE INFINITE INCREMENTS IN EVERY STEP
A DAUNTING PROSPECT
YET YOU ARE THROWN IN THIS WORLD TO MAKE THEM
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 8:38 am
1) If your wife is consciousness, what happened to your remaining 15,999(clarification on exact number needed) wives? And what are their names? ref: Junior Wives 0f Krishna
2) Why the heck are you blue?
3) Why are most of your incarnations part-human/part-animal?
4) Why are you sleeping on a snake? (that's animal abuse, though I'll reserve that for the elephant riding on a mouse).
5) Why did you eat the universe, while sitting inside the universe? How did it taste?
6) Why did you burn your own wife as the "rama" avatar?
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 8:41 am
Whatcha doin?

Wot? It's a question
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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 8:44 am (This post was last modified: May 20, 2015 at 8:47 am by Alex K.)
(May 20, 2015 at 8:38 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: 1) If your wife is consciousness, what happened to your remaining 15,999(clarification on exact number needed) wives? And what are their names? ref: Junior Wives 0f Krishna
YOU MUST CONFUSE ME WITH MY SECOND COUSIN TWICE REMOVED, KRISHNA VISHNU. LET ME SWITCH OVER REAL QUICK
Quote:2) Why the heck are you blue?
I REFLECT SHORT WAVELENGTHS REALLY WELL, FOR THEY COME TO THE VERY ESSENCE OF BEING
Quote:3) Why are most of your incarnations part-human/part-animal?
TO AVOID TAXATION
Quote:4) Why are you sleeping on a snake? (that's animal abuse, though I'll reserve that for the elephant riding on a mouse).
THEY WERE OUT OF SALAMANDERS
Quote: 5) Why did you eat the universe, while sitting inside the universe? How did it taste?
1. THE UNIVERSE HAS EATEN ME, FOR THESE THINGS ARE THE SAME. ALL THINGS ARE THE SAME.
2. HOW DOES TASTE TASTE?
Quote:6) Why did you burn your own wife as the "rama" avatar?
DAMN, DID I DO THAT SHIT?
(May 20, 2015 at 8:41 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Whatcha doin?

Wot? It's a question

DOING IS A MATTER OF THOSE BOUND BY TIME AND SPACE
AND THEIR UNDOING.
I AM NEITHER
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 9:36 am
What kind of afterlife do you offer?
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