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Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
Second kill confirmed, one zoushxnshx has been stung to death by genetically-modified-abomination bees and the resulting pulpy mush sold to McDonald's to be converted into burgers.

And that's how Big Macs are made, boys and girls.

Thanks to Jesster for the reports.
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RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
So glad I'm vegetarian. Or what are zucchinis made of?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
Jawas. I think that's their catchphrase, anyway.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
Expecting a massive lawsuit from the fast food industry in 3...2...1...
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RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
Nah, it would draw too much media attention.

It might become widely known there is seaweed in the shakes too.

Most vegetarians ain't THAT vegetarian !!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
RobertE has admitted to repeated and unapologetic trolling and so has been permanently banned.

I dragged him bodily to the Chamber of Eternal Whispers and forced him to stare into the unfettered screaming infinity of the omniverse. His fragile mortal frame was unfortunately unable to withstand the raw power and knowledge of a quadrillion extinct civilisations burning into his mind, and quickly dissolved into constituent protein matter. He was able to flip me the bird just before passing on though, which in its own way is impressive, I suppose.
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RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
Damn, and I thought I was being graphic with a garrote . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
LOL, I usually just push 'em down the stairs.
RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
https://youtu.be/3_t2HDFM4nQ
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
(October 16, 2016 at 6:37 pm)Iroscato Wrote: RobertE I dragged him bodily to the Chamber of Eternal Whispers and forced him to stare into the unfettered screaming infinity of the omniverse. His fragile mortal frame was unfortunately unable to withstand the raw power and knowledge of a quadrillion extinct civilisations burning into his mind, and quickly dissolved into constituent protein matter. He was able to flip me the bird just before passing on though, which in its own way is impressive, I suppose.

There's are still puddles of quivering subnuclear particles all over the place! What did we say about cleaning the Chamber of Eternal wispers and the total awareness vortex? Leave it after annihilation the way you'd like to find it for your own... tsk tsk tsk
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition




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