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Sum up your last sexual encounter
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 2:32 pm
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 2:34 pm
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 2:45 pm
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Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 2:49 pm
The Greatest Story Ever Told
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 2:52 pm
Liar Liar
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 3:10 pm
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 3:11 pm
Wet Dreams May Come
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 3:24 pm
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 3:52 pm
The Quick and the Dead?
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Einstein
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 4:35 pm
Ice Age Continental Drift whilst thinking about Puss in Boots.
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