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RE: The last person to post wins !
January 24, 2015 at 8:36 pm
Smoke stacks.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
January 25, 2015 at 1:14 am
god hates figs, which is gif backwards.
more than coincidence?
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RE: The last person to post wins !
January 25, 2015 at 3:48 am
That's joincidence with a c!
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RE: The last person to post wins !
January 25, 2015 at 4:26 am
Huh, so this thread is still standing even after several galactic explosions/implosions? ...maybe this thread is god?
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RE: The last person to post wins !
January 25, 2015 at 6:33 am
(This post was last modified: January 25, 2015 at 6:33 am by robvalue.)
I'll sell my soul to this God/thread if it lets me win. I hear the prize is a really good pencil, maybe 2!
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RE: The last person to post wins !
January 25, 2015 at 6:38 am
I'd rather have a fountain pen.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The last person to post wins !
January 25, 2015 at 6:40 am
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But it's like really good. Maybe it's magic? I heard it's magic.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
January 25, 2015 at 6:46 am
But it's not wet. The wetter the better...
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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