RE: The last person to post wins !
February 7, 2015 at 2:12 pm
(This post was last modified: February 7, 2015 at 2:12 pm by Norman Humann.)
I find that I comprehend less and less of vorlon's posts every day. Huh.
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The last person to post wins !
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Heh, loser.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
But I have a brothel, don't I?
A loser with a brothel. The best kind of loser.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
The only acceptable kind of loser.
No, there's also losers with breweries
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."  (February 7, 2015 at 2:12 pm)Norman Humann Wrote: I find that I comprehend less and less of vorlon's posts every day. Huh. might be for the best. If you don't have the stamina for a 4 hour session of gaping and edging, best not to feel the temptation to even try it. Despite the unfortunate results that usually ensue when someone googles a new word I've posted here, I am careful to NEVER post anything you might feel tempted to go looking for on Tumblr. Even I have the occasional jaw dropping experience when I see something new there.  And I see I am back in the win here now. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
To appreciate having something, you must first experience having nothing. Because God is a piece of shit and he thinks it's funny to make rules like that. Bastard!
When I get of hold of him, he's so dead. Feel free to send me a private message.
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." |
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