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The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(December 14, 2017 at 11:14 pm)Hammy Wrote: And I gained 56lbs lol.

You got a girlfriend?
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(December 14, 2017 at 10:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 14, 2017 at 10:33 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Popping in for a look-see. Hope all's well with y'all. Mexican food's on the stove tonight for any wanting some enchiladas.

So, if all these missing people are suddenly returning, who the fuck have I been killing??

Your scalpel is no match for my Mantis technique!
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(December 14, 2017 at 11:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 14, 2017 at 11:14 pm)Hammy Wrote: And I gained 56lbs lol.

You got a girlfriend?

Huh? No. I wish!
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(December 14, 2017 at 10:51 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(December 14, 2017 at 10:41 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:

I dunno, gots me a lot happening right now, but just wanted to stop in for a wave. What's kicking around here nowadays?

M89 pooped out her adorable kid. Valk busted her leg. Drich is still Drich.

Well, I figured Drich wasn't gonna change any time soon.

I had the pleasure of meeting Mandy last month in the course of business -- no, really, my company does banking with her bank -- and she was about to 'splode even then. I'm glad she had a good delivery.

Now, about this leg-breaking thing. You mean to tell me some invincible surgeon got her humerus humored? What gives?

(December 14, 2017 at 11:14 pm)Hammy Wrote: And I gained 56lbs lol.

Step away from the Ho-Hos!

You kidding or for reals?

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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(December 15, 2017 at 12:09 am)KevinM1 Wrote:
(December 14, 2017 at 10:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So, if all these missing people are suddenly returning, who the fuck have I been killing??

Your scalpel is no match for my Mantis technique!

Don't start what I'll finish.

Smile
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(December 14, 2017 at 11:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 14, 2017 at 11:14 pm)Hammy Wrote: And I gained 56lbs lol.

You got a girlfriend?


Pro tip:

1. Get the girlfriend.
2. Become a fatty.

(December 15, 2017 at 1:02 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 15, 2017 at 12:09 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Your scalpel is no match for my Mantis technique!

Don't start what I'll finish.

Smile

Did you really break you leg?  How?  (Were you making a hit on a target or something?)  Just to be clear:


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break a leg!
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    theatrical slang
    good luck!
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
I was riding my mountainbike through a roundabout.

Someone didn't take a give way sign too seriously. Apparently they only apply to other people.

Car caught the back wheel and I was thrown.

Charges are being pressed, and insurance claim is filed.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
Quote:Someone didn't take a give way sign too seriously

Probably a conservatard.  They think laws don't apply to them.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(December 15, 2017 at 1:28 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I was riding my mountainbike through a roundabout.

Someone didn't take a give way sign too seriously.  Apparently they only apply to other people.

Car caught the back wheel and I was thrown.

Charges are being pressed, and insurance claim is filed.

That sucks. Riding in traffic is one of the most dangerous things you'll do on the road.

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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(December 14, 2017 at 10:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 14, 2017 at 10:33 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Popping in for a look-see. Hope all's well with y'all. Mexican food's on the stove tonight for any wanting some enchiladas.

So, if all these missing people are suddenly returning, who the fuck have I been killing??

*Hoses off dirt and unidentified dark fluid from shovel*

No one. No one at all. Why would you ask such a silly question?  Angel
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