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The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)

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The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
December 15, 2017 at 12:08 pm
I don't have to imagine how your crawlspace smells . . . .
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
December 15, 2017 at 12:14 pm
Lime, of course.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
December 15, 2017 at 4:02 pm
Lots and lots of these.

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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
December 15, 2017 at 5:05 pm
(December 15, 2017 at 4:02 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Lots and lots of these.

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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
December 15, 2017 at 6:12 pm
(December 15, 2017 at 1:09 am)Whateverist Wrote: Pro tip:

1. Get the girlfriend.
2. Become a fatty.

No, no, no! It would be more like the following.

Pro tip:

1. Get a girlfriend.
2. Gain muscle and lose fat in places other than my right arm.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
December 22, 2017 at 9:18 am
(December 15, 2017 at 1:28 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I was riding my mountainbike through a roundabout.

Someone didn't take a give way sign too seriously. Apparently they only apply to other people.

Car caught the back wheel and I was thrown.

Charges are being pressed, and insurance claim is filed.

I just now saw this. I hope you're okay.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
December 25, 2017 at 10:23 pm
Where's TV?
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
December 25, 2017 at 11:35 pm
(December 25, 2017 at 10:23 pm)SaStrike Wrote: Where's TV?

Who is TV?
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
December 26, 2017 at 12:48 am (This post was last modified: December 26, 2017 at 12:49 am by Joods.)
I'm gonna guess they are referring to The Valkyrie aka Beccso
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
December 26, 2017 at 5:31 am
Yes that person
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