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Ban the loser above you.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 7, 2013 at 8:51 pm
Banned because when you say people are banned they just hear "banned because you're banned, man"
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 7, 2013 at 9:50 pm (This post was last modified: August 7, 2013 at 9:55 pm by Walking Void.)
Banned for reminding me of Jamaican colours beanie hats, mon.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 8, 2013 at 4:45 am (This post was last modified: August 8, 2013 at 4:55 am by Mystical.)
Banned for making me think of the movie Cool Runnings

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Vdqy4hrKM
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 8, 2013 at 4:47 am
(August 8, 2013 at 4:45 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Banned for making me think of the movie Cool Runnings

Banned because its bobsled time.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 8, 2013 at 4:59 am
Banned for not feeling the Rhythm first
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 8, 2013 at 5:04 am
(August 8, 2013 at 4:59 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Banned for not feeling the Rhythm first

Banned because I don't want to feel Rhythm.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 8, 2013 at 11:21 am
Banned because would you feel more comfortable feeling the rhyme?
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August 8, 2013 at 12:05 pm
Banned for fucking with my brain.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 8, 2013 at 12:07 pm
Banned for having a fucked brain!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 8, 2013 at 12:07 pm (This post was last modified: August 8, 2013 at 12:07 pm by CleanShavenJesus.)
Banned for not knowing it is now bobsled time.

EDIT: Dammit Rahul
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