Banned for being too awesome
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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned for falling for the old 'awesome' crapola
Banned because now the universe is complete
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned for completing the universe.
(August 30, 2014 at 8:22 pm)Losty Wrote: Banned for completing the universe. Banned for not applying to be a Mars "Repopulator" Ut supra, ita inferius
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Banned for quoting a post written at 00:22
Banned for edging into persnickety territory
Banned cuz I'm sleepy and I luvs you
Banned for "luving" a person who bans others.
Banned for not luving zeh banners
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