(July 28, 2015 at 2:58 am)robvalue Wrote: Imagine a FSM commandment monument with, "Don't poke pasta up your arse! Don't cook pasta in your neighbour's duck pond! I'm serious!"
Not being much of a legalist when it comes to my Pastafarianism -- it that a real law for us? Does the type of pasta up one's arse matter? Penne, mebbe, but fusilli, ABSOLUTELY NOT! unless you like visiting the E.R. Rotini -- also problematic.
Since the FSM loves us, I know the ban on fusilli is for our own good. But penne?
But we are sinners and will break our Lord's Law......