(July 30, 2015 at 9:56 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I trust that Dionysus' afterlife insurance policy is underwritten by the mainstream Gods.
You can never trust these lesser know upstarts to come through for you when it matters.
The "big" ones have been in the game for 2000 years which gives me peace of mind.
It just makes sense to not risk it....
Dionysus is older than the Christian upstart nonsense, so you are going with an older and more reliable option. Besides, there is proof of divine intoxication. Just drink a couple of bottles of wine, and you will feel the warmth of truth upon you. Dionysus also allows for beer and hard liquor, so you have plenty of options. You can read up on his divine wisdom at:
If in the end, you found that god really existed...
Once you look into the options, you can see for yourself that Dionysus is best. And Dionysus does not mind if you look at other options, unlike the charlatans who try to sucker people into committing themselves without properly looking into things and making a fair comparison between the various options. So, take your time in deciding, and drink up!
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
