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Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!

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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!

August 1, 2015 at 5:27 am

My favourite 'proof' of the existence of God is:

The tip of my index finger fits equally well into my nostril, my ear, and my bumhole (and no, I'm not going to tell you how I know that last). This is clearly evidence of a designing, benevolent God who wants me to be able to pick my nose, dig for earwax, and rescue the gerbil.

Oh, damn.

Boru

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Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by Christian Poe-try - July 31, 2015 at 7:24 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by Aoi Magi - July 31, 2015 at 7:28 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by downbeatplumb - July 31, 2015 at 7:30 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by Longhorn - July 31, 2015 at 7:33 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by ignoramus - July 31, 2015 at 7:35 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by Kaninchen - July 31, 2015 at 7:36 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by Redbeard The Pink - July 31, 2015 at 8:08 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by Kaninchen - July 31, 2015 at 8:30 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 1, 2015 at 3:19 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by DarkHorse - August 1, 2015 at 4:10 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 1, 2015 at 5:27 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by Lemonvariable72 - August 1, 2015 at 6:25 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by I_am_not_mafia - August 1, 2015 at 6:43 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by Minimalist - August 1, 2015 at 11:57 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by Longhorn - August 1, 2015 at 12:17 pm

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by DarkHorse - August 2, 2015 at 1:55 pm

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by uniquepegasister - August 8, 2015 at 2:02 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 9, 2015 at 12:01 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by uniquepegasister - August 9, 2015 at 12:07 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 9, 2015 at 1:57 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by Incognito - May 31, 2016 at 6:45 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by pgrimes15 - May 31, 2016 at 7:08 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by Pat Mustard - May 31, 2016 at 7:11 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by Redbeard The Pink - May 31, 2016 at 7:14 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by SteelCurtain - May 31, 2016 at 8:51 am

RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists! - by Homeless Nutter - May 31, 2016 at 9:10 am

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