Tell us about the dinosaurs

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So, Statler, tell us why the rock record clearly demonstrates a history of over 9,000 species of dinosaurs (certainly a large lineage of animals for Noah to overlook, in fact, they were the most diverse species of vertebrates besides the perciform fish), including over 1,000 species of non-avian dinosaurs, that existed on Earth for over 160 million years if the Earth is only 6,000 years? Did god create these fossils to confuse all of us unbelieving scientists, and if so, where is his fossil factory located? And how did Noah manage the plumbing system on such an ark? Surely he must have been the most inventive plumber of all time.

Why get Noah to build an ark anyway, didnt god make the whole world in six days?
One ark would have taken what, six minutes, even if it was a really big one.

He could've gone 'there you go Noah put the amimals in that' but no, Noah had to denude several forrests use tons of nails to build the ark and I assume some sort of ark support structure to hold it till the deluge came.

And still he would've had to support his family and raise the extra funds for this massive project and for all the food for all the different animals and get it delivered just at the right time cos some of it wouldve been perishable.

You know the more I look at it this the less likely it seems that this happened at all, quel surprise.