(August 2, 2015 at 6:15 pm)Lucanus Wrote: Jeesh, I just spoke to my dead turtle, King Lettuce III. His words moved me to tears.
"DUDE, you should TOTALLY be an animal psychic. Dumb fucks will give you truckloads of money just for talking to their kittens. Wouldn't that be RAD?"
Lol, your turtle kind of sounds like Michelangelo from the ninja turtles.