RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity
August 2, 2015 at 6:53 pm
(This post was last modified: August 2, 2015 at 7:05 pm by Alex K.)
Cecil the Lion contacted the medium once again later that day for some more important things he had forgotten to mention the first time around. "Oh, by the way," he lets us know, " Gazelles are yummy, but a bit too lean for my taste. And you need at least three or you'll be hungry again in no time. If you sleep in the shade behind an Elephant, be careful to stay slightly to the side not in the middle, I know what I'm talking about. Hyënas are the shit, but don't tell that Disney. Buy organic - Buy local. I have the biggest shlong south of the river. Peace out - Cecil"
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
