Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity

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Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity

Salacious B. Crumb Offline

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RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity

August 2, 2015 at 7:50 pm (This post was last modified: August 2, 2015 at 7:57 pm by Salacious B. Crumb.)

(August 2, 2015 at 6:15 pm)Lucanus Wrote: Jeesh, I just spoke to my dead turtle, King Lettuce III. His words moved me to tears.

"DUDE, you should TOTALLY be an animal psychic. Dumb fucks will give you truckloads of money just for talking to their kittens. Wouldn't that be RAD?"

I just got a fortune cookie, and a dead cactus (Yes, I can speak to dead plants too. There may be a small market for plant whisperers too.) told me to play the lottery with those numbers.

Let's get started on our money-making adventures!

Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' -Isaac Asimov-

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Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 2, 2015 at 4:25 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Longhorn - August 2, 2015 at 4:28 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Mr.wizard - August 2, 2015 at 4:32 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Aroura - August 2, 2015 at 4:38 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Longhorn - August 2, 2015 at 4:41 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Mr.wizard - August 2, 2015 at 4:44 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Pyrrho - August 2, 2015 at 4:52 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 2, 2015 at 4:58 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Minimalist - August 2, 2015 at 5:38 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Lucanus - August 2, 2015 at 6:15 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Mr.wizard - August 2, 2015 at 6:19 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 2, 2015 at 7:50 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Longhorn - August 2, 2015 at 6:30 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Mr.wizard - August 2, 2015 at 6:33 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by The Valkyrie - August 2, 2015 at 6:44 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Alex K - August 2, 2015 at 6:53 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Athene - August 2, 2015 at 7:44 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by brewer - August 2, 2015 at 10:59 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 3, 2015 at 12:31 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by brewer - August 3, 2015 at 7:49 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Alex K - August 3, 2015 at 1:41 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Iroscato - August 2, 2015 at 11:32 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 3, 2015 at 12:38 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 3, 2015 at 8:21 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Lucanus - August 3, 2015 at 8:25 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Longhorn - August 3, 2015 at 8:30 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Lucanus - August 3, 2015 at 8:33 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Alex K - August 3, 2015 at 8:38 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Pat Mustard - September 24, 2015 at 5:12 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by robvalue - August 3, 2015 at 9:13 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 3, 2015 at 9:35 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Longhorn - August 3, 2015 at 9:37 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 3, 2015 at 9:46 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Faith No More - August 3, 2015 at 9:56 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by JesusHChrist - August 3, 2015 at 1:28 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Alex K - August 3, 2015 at 10:29 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by brewer - August 3, 2015 at 1:32 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 3, 2015 at 1:00 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Athene - August 3, 2015 at 10:31 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Exian - August 3, 2015 at 1:38 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by downbeatplumb - August 3, 2015 at 1:41 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Exian - August 3, 2015 at 1:43 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Lucanus - August 5, 2015 at 3:46 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 5, 2015 at 3:54 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Redbeard The Pink - August 5, 2015 at 3:56 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Silver - August 5, 2015 at 3:59 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by brewer - September 24, 2015 at 7:01 pm

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 3:57 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Cecelia - September 1, 2015 at 12:11 am

RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by drfuzzy - September 24, 2015 at 7:12 pm

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