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Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity
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RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity
No he isn't! He's a strong independent armadillo who don't need no family business!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Animal Psychic Conveys Cecil the Lion's Message to Humanity - by Lucanus - August 3, 2015 at 8:33 am

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