How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?

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How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?

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RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?

October 25, 2010 at 4:48 am

I've been fighting the urge to post this but I just have to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osQMG9f0HC0
"NO SEX UNTIL MARRIAGE"
"Riiiiiiiiight"

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Leo van Miert
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How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Frammo - October 23, 2010 at 2:23 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by HeyItsZeus - October 23, 2010 at 2:26 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Rhizomorph13 - October 24, 2010 at 7:43 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Spectrum - October 24, 2010 at 9:02 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Frammo - October 23, 2010 at 2:31 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by HeyItsZeus - October 23, 2010 at 2:38 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by chasm - October 23, 2010 at 2:50 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Minimalist - October 23, 2010 at 2:53 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Edwardo Piet - October 23, 2010 at 2:56 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Ace Otana - October 23, 2010 at 4:53 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Spectrum - October 23, 2010 at 5:08 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Dharma Sila - October 23, 2010 at 2:58 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Spectrum - October 23, 2010 at 4:41 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Rayaan - October 23, 2010 at 5:31 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Spectrum - October 23, 2010 at 5:35 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Rayaan - October 23, 2010 at 5:40 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Ace Otana - October 23, 2010 at 5:45 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Ace Otana - October 23, 2010 at 5:40 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Rayaan - October 23, 2010 at 6:02 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Spectrum - October 23, 2010 at 6:04 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Ace Otana - October 23, 2010 at 6:13 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Zen Badger - October 24, 2010 at 6:09 am

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Captain Scarlet - October 23, 2010 at 6:24 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by solja247 - October 24, 2010 at 12:27 am

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by A Theist - October 24, 2010 at 7:18 am

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Spectrum - October 24, 2010 at 11:40 am

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Anomalocaris - October 24, 2010 at 11:46 am

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by LastPoet - October 24, 2010 at 1:34 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Watson - October 24, 2010 at 2:48 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Autumnlicious - October 24, 2010 at 4:07 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by thesummerqueen - October 24, 2010 at 10:37 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Ace Otana - October 25, 2010 at 9:17 am

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by leo-rcc - October 25, 2010 at 4:48 am

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Rhizomorph13 - October 25, 2010 at 9:57 am

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by thesummerqueen - October 25, 2010 at 10:01 am

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Ace Otana - October 25, 2010 at 11:04 am

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Abraham3 - November 30, 2010 at 9:44 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by thesummerqueen - November 30, 2010 at 9:46 pm

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by theophilus - December 1, 2010 at 11:28 am

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by thesummerqueen - December 1, 2010 at 11:33 am

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Anomalocaris - December 1, 2010 at 11:42 am

RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage? - by Captain Scarlet - December 5, 2010 at 1:37 pm

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