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God's Ass
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God's Ass
This is actually found in the bible. I promise, I am not making this up

Starting in Exodus 33:18

Moses asks to see god's glory. I suppose that means the physical form of his deity. God explain to Moses that humans will die if they see god.



Quote:21 Then the Lord said, “There is a place near me where you may stand on a rock. 22 When my glory passes by, I will put you in a cleft in the rock and cover you with my hand until I have passed by. 23 Then I will remove my hand and you will see my back; but my face must not be seen.”

So, god's front is too glorious for mortals to view but god's ass is okay for mortal sight. It sounds like bible god might be a relative of Vorlon's god.

I understand that some people want to believe in Jesus but why insist that their faith makes sense when there are verses like these in the bible?

There is a very silly part of me that is trying very hard to not make fart jokes right now.
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God's Ass - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 9:38 am
God's Ass - by TubbyTubby - August 5, 2015 at 9:42 am
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:29 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 3:35 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:46 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 3:51 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 8, 2015 at 7:44 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 9, 2015 at 6:51 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 9, 2015 at 7:07 pm
RE: God's Ass - by TheRealJoeFish - August 5, 2015 at 9:43 am
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 5, 2015 at 10:01 am
RE: God's Ass - by Exian - August 5, 2015 at 10:40 am
RE: God's Ass - by vorlon13 - August 5, 2015 at 10:11 am
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 11:24 am
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:32 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 3:34 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:44 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Thumpalumpacus - August 12, 2015 at 2:32 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 12, 2015 at 2:33 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 3:38 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 3:41 pm
RE: God's Ass - by brewer - August 5, 2015 at 12:24 pm
RE: God's Ass - by RobbyPants - August 5, 2015 at 1:03 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:34 pm
RE: God's Ass - by RobbyPants - August 6, 2015 at 8:26 am
RE: God's Ass - by AFTT47 - August 5, 2015 at 1:07 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 5, 2015 at 1:29 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Minimalist - August 5, 2015 at 5:15 pm
RE: God's Ass - by brewer - August 6, 2015 at 8:12 am
RE: God's Ass - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 5, 2015 at 1:15 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:39 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 5, 2015 at 4:05 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 3:45 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:48 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 4:04 pm
RE: God's Ass - by TubbyTubby - August 5, 2015 at 4:46 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 5:25 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Lemonvariable72 - August 5, 2015 at 5:30 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 5:34 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 5, 2015 at 6:00 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 8, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 3:40 am
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 8, 2015 at 5:47 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 8, 2015 at 6:41 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 9, 2015 at 6:50 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 9, 2015 at 10:00 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 10, 2015 at 5:10 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 10, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 11, 2015 at 6:32 am
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 11, 2015 at 6:45 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 10, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 11, 2015 at 5:32 am
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 11, 2015 at 9:32 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 8, 2015 at 10:30 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 9, 2015 at 7:10 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 9, 2015 at 7:15 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 10, 2015 at 7:51 am
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 10, 2015 at 5:17 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 10, 2015 at 5:29 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 9, 2015 at 12:30 am
RE: God's Ass - by Brakeman - August 8, 2015 at 8:46 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Brakeman - August 9, 2015 at 9:42 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 10, 2015 at 5:06 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 5, 2015 at 5:18 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 5:54 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Dystopia - August 5, 2015 at 5:59 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 6:00 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Dystopia - August 5, 2015 at 6:02 pm
RE: God's Ass - by ignoramus - August 6, 2015 at 8:01 am
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 6, 2015 at 8:55 am
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 6, 2015 at 9:20 am
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 3:43 am
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 9:02 pm
RE: God's Ass - by robvalue - August 7, 2015 at 3:42 am
RE: God's Ass - by vorlon13 - August 7, 2015 at 9:08 am
RE: God's Ass - by ignoramus - August 7, 2015 at 9:19 am
RE: God's Ass - by JuliaL - August 7, 2015 at 10:51 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 10:56 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 8, 2015 at 5:49 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 8, 2015 at 7:51 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 8, 2015 at 6:13 pm
RE: God's Ass - by ignoramus - August 8, 2015 at 8:40 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Spooky - August 9, 2015 at 3:49 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 9, 2015 at 4:09 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Spooky - August 9, 2015 at 4:16 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 9, 2015 at 4:08 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 9, 2015 at 4:30 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 9, 2015 at 4:34 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 9, 2015 at 6:39 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Brakeman - August 10, 2015 at 9:53 pm
RE: God's Ass - by TubbyTubby - August 11, 2015 at 6:00 am
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 11, 2015 at 10:33 am
RE: God's Ass - by Brakeman - August 11, 2015 at 6:43 am
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 11, 2015 at 6:37 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 11, 2015 at 9:55 pm
RE: God's Ass - by robvalue - August 11, 2015 at 6:57 am

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