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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Having noted that I had 2,999 threads I decided to make #3,000 consistent with my general outlook.  For non-xhristards you make substitute whatever imaginary deity you have concocted and likewise blow that out your asses, too!

FSM Grin

As real as any of the others!
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#2
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Well,

Anusius invokes an anal reality far superior to all other ass blown deities.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#3
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Kneel Suckers
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 3, 2017 at 12:49 am)Minimalist Wrote: Having noted that I had 2,999 threads I decided to make #3,000 consistent with my general outlook.  For non-xhristards you make substitute whatever imaginary deity you have concocted and likewise blow that out your asses, too!

FSM Grin

As real as any of the others!

You could ask your family to put that in your headstone lol.

"Here lies Minimalist"

"GO BLOW GODS OUT OF YOUR ASS"

Just to be more ecumenical Big Grin

Shit. 3k threads
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Quote:Shit. 3k threads

The joys of retirement, man!
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 3, 2017 at 12:49 am)Minimalist Wrote: Having noted that I had 2,999 threads I decided to make #3,000 consistent with my general outlook.  For non-xhristards you make substitute whatever imaginary deity you have concocted and likewise blow that out your asses, too!

FSM Grin

As real as any of the others!


Gee, you must be very very old Min.  Bird

Of course you lived at the time of Jesus and witness that he was a bad man, did you?  I'm all ears!

Evidence Min you got all the bullcrap evidence that is why you know that Jesus was such a bad man.
Who would doubt your evidence.
Not me of course.  Indubitably
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#7
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Go pound sand LR.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 3, 2017 at 11:21 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(September 3, 2017 at 12:49 am)Minimalist Wrote: Having noted that I had 2,999 threads I decided to make #3,000 consistent with my general outlook.  For non-xhristards you make substitute whatever imaginary deity you have concocted and likewise blow that out your asses, too!

FSM Grin

As real as any of the others!


Gee, you must be very very old Min.  Bird

Of course you lived at the time of Jesus and witness that he was a bad man, did you?  I'm all ears!

Evidence Min you got all the bullcrap evidence that is why you know that Jesus was such a bad man.
Who would doubt your evidence.
Not me of course.  Indubitably


His followers incessant schisms suggest gross incompetence on His part in carrying out His mission, and the resulting confusion regarding His message has resulted in much 'bad'.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
To blow jesus out wouldn't I have to insert him first? That may be what you want but I don't think I'm gonna comply. 

Declaring my ass a jesus free zone.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 3, 2017 at 11:15 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Shit. 3k threads

The joys of retirement, man!

I will retire post mortem.
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