Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 27, 2024, 3:02 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Hey Everyone! It's Jonah!
#10
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah!
(October 26, 2010 at 12:19 am)Minimalist Wrote: My first realization that these people were jerks was a nun teaching Sunday school. Funny. They are their own worst enemy.

Fortunately, I have never had to experience evil nuns. However, I have had my fair share of stupid Methodist/Presbyterian Sunday school teachers (including my crazy youth director whose weekly diatribes I'm forced to listen to each Wednesday and Sunday night).

I'm forced to go to church by my parents who believe that I'm anti-God (in a way, I guess I am). This belief stems from a few questions I asked my dad about the recent Pew Research study regarding the ignorance of American Christians of their own religion. Even though I calmly asked him what I assumed were fair questions regarding his opinion about this study, he was furious, saying, "Well, which is harder? Believing in something or believing in nothing?" with the obvious correct answer being "believing in something." I felt compelled to argue the psychology of abandoning a cult mentality, but he didn't look too pleased with me at that moment, so I dropped the subject.

Despite my parents' attempts to "re-convert" me, I feel compelled to express and explore my atheistic beliefs. Instead of whining about my Sunday school teachers and my preacher, I think I'm going to start a blog documenting all of the ridiculous things they teach at church. I'm not sure yet when I'll start this blog as I'm working on the college application process at the moment. In the meantime, expect a ton of posts from me about the crap my preacher says! Big Grin

"If your god has to make peace with me in my final hour when he has my whole lifetime to prove his existence to me...do you think I should bother?"

"But the happiness of an atheist is neither the vacuous enjoyment of a fool, nor the short-lived pleasure of a rogue. It is rather the expression of a disposition that has ceased to torture itself with foolish fancies, or perplex itself with useless beliefs." - Chapman Cohen
Reply



Messages In This Thread
Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Jonah - October 25, 2010 at 9:16 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Tiberius - October 25, 2010 at 9:41 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Jonah - October 25, 2010 at 9:50 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Cego_Colher - October 25, 2010 at 9:58 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Jonah - October 25, 2010 at 10:01 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Minimalist - October 25, 2010 at 10:09 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Jonah - October 25, 2010 at 10:42 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by padraic - October 25, 2010 at 10:42 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Minimalist - October 26, 2010 at 12:19 am
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Jonah - October 26, 2010 at 12:44 am
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Loki_999 - October 26, 2010 at 1:54 am
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Jonah - October 26, 2010 at 8:25 am
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Minimalist - October 26, 2010 at 3:34 am
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Loki_999 - October 26, 2010 at 5:02 am
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Minimalist - October 27, 2010 at 1:03 am
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Spectrum - October 27, 2010 at 5:38 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Jonah - October 27, 2010 at 6:11 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Spectrum - October 27, 2010 at 11:29 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by tackattack - October 26, 2010 at 5:53 am
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by thesummerqueen - October 27, 2010 at 12:35 am
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by KawaiiKoneko - October 27, 2010 at 12:58 am
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Jonah - October 27, 2010 at 5:16 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by HeyItsZeus - October 27, 2010 at 6:04 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Jonah - October 28, 2010 at 6:16 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Spectrum - October 28, 2010 at 9:23 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Jonah - October 28, 2010 at 9:53 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Spectrum - October 28, 2010 at 10:31 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Jonah - October 28, 2010 at 10:35 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Spectrum - October 28, 2010 at 11:09 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Loki_999 - October 29, 2010 at 2:05 am
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Spectrum - October 29, 2010 at 4:42 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Jonah - October 29, 2010 at 6:22 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Edwardo Piet - October 29, 2010 at 7:52 am
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Darwinian - October 29, 2010 at 6:24 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Jonah - October 29, 2010 at 6:34 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Spectrum - October 30, 2010 at 10:28 pm
RE: Hey Everyone! It's Jonah! - by Jonah - October 30, 2010 at 11:46 pm

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Hey all... newbie decloaking! wchanley 33 4500 February 19, 2023 at 1:08 pm
Last Post: The Valkyrie
  Hey :) Kate12345 10 2173 October 19, 2022 at 4:58 pm
Last Post: zebo-the-fat
  Hey everyone Ryn 3 764 July 4, 2022 at 9:02 pm
Last Post: Fireball
  Hey up, you lot. RozzerusUnrelentus 21 3014 January 4, 2021 at 1:15 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Hey Bulxy88 13 2630 July 2, 2020 at 11:00 am
Last Post: Bulxy88
  Hey Sanau 9 1384 March 29, 2020 at 9:50 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Hey... there. PsychoKiss 8 1541 February 6, 2019 at 3:46 pm
Last Post: LastPoet
  Hey Jobin 9 1262 January 19, 2019 at 4:18 pm
Last Post: Peebothuhlu
Music Hey Folks Philos_Tone 13 1840 November 18, 2018 at 10:24 pm
Last Post: LadyForCamus
  Hey uncool 13 2354 January 14, 2018 at 11:17 am
Last Post: uncool



Users browsing this thread: 3 Guest(s)