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God's Ass
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RE: God's Ass
How did god "birth" jesus? Shrudder!

When did god make jesus and by what magic can jesus see god without dying? How would god keep jesus' body alive in heaven without food, water, assistant microbials, and a great big toilet?
Wouldn't jesus get totally bored with his father? Just how much playing with the humans could he take in an eternal life?
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God's Ass - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 9:38 am
God's Ass - by TubbyTubby - August 5, 2015 at 9:42 am
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:29 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 3:35 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:46 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 3:51 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 8, 2015 at 7:44 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 9, 2015 at 6:51 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 9, 2015 at 7:07 pm
RE: God's Ass - by TheRealJoeFish - August 5, 2015 at 9:43 am
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 5, 2015 at 10:01 am
RE: God's Ass - by Exian - August 5, 2015 at 10:40 am
RE: God's Ass - by vorlon13 - August 5, 2015 at 10:11 am
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 11:24 am
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:32 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 3:34 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:44 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Thumpalumpacus - August 12, 2015 at 2:32 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 12, 2015 at 2:33 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 3:38 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 3:41 pm
RE: God's Ass - by brewer - August 5, 2015 at 12:24 pm
RE: God's Ass - by RobbyPants - August 5, 2015 at 1:03 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:34 pm
RE: God's Ass - by RobbyPants - August 6, 2015 at 8:26 am
RE: God's Ass - by AFTT47 - August 5, 2015 at 1:07 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 5, 2015 at 1:29 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Minimalist - August 5, 2015 at 5:15 pm
RE: God's Ass - by brewer - August 6, 2015 at 8:12 am
RE: God's Ass - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 5, 2015 at 1:15 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:39 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 5, 2015 at 4:05 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 3:45 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:48 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 4:04 pm
RE: God's Ass - by TubbyTubby - August 5, 2015 at 4:46 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 5:25 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Lemonvariable72 - August 5, 2015 at 5:30 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 5:34 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 5, 2015 at 6:00 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 8, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 3:40 am
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 8, 2015 at 5:47 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 8, 2015 at 6:41 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 9, 2015 at 6:50 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 9, 2015 at 10:00 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 10, 2015 at 5:10 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 10, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 11, 2015 at 6:32 am
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 11, 2015 at 6:45 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 10, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 11, 2015 at 5:32 am
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 11, 2015 at 9:32 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 8, 2015 at 10:30 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 9, 2015 at 7:10 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 9, 2015 at 7:15 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 10, 2015 at 7:51 am
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 10, 2015 at 5:17 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 10, 2015 at 5:29 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 9, 2015 at 12:30 am
RE: God's Ass - by Brakeman - August 8, 2015 at 8:46 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Brakeman - August 9, 2015 at 9:42 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 10, 2015 at 5:06 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 5, 2015 at 5:18 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 5:54 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Dystopia - August 5, 2015 at 5:59 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 6:00 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Dystopia - August 5, 2015 at 6:02 pm
RE: God's Ass - by ignoramus - August 6, 2015 at 8:01 am
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 6, 2015 at 8:55 am
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 6, 2015 at 9:20 am
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 3:43 am
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 9:02 pm
RE: God's Ass - by robvalue - August 7, 2015 at 3:42 am
RE: God's Ass - by vorlon13 - August 7, 2015 at 9:08 am
RE: God's Ass - by ignoramus - August 7, 2015 at 9:19 am
RE: God's Ass - by JuliaL - August 7, 2015 at 10:51 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 10:56 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 8, 2015 at 5:49 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 8, 2015 at 7:51 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 8, 2015 at 6:13 pm
RE: God's Ass - by ignoramus - August 8, 2015 at 8:40 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Spooky - August 9, 2015 at 3:49 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 9, 2015 at 4:09 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Spooky - August 9, 2015 at 4:16 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 9, 2015 at 4:08 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 9, 2015 at 4:30 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 9, 2015 at 4:34 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 9, 2015 at 6:39 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Brakeman - August 10, 2015 at 9:53 pm
RE: God's Ass - by TubbyTubby - August 11, 2015 at 6:00 am
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 11, 2015 at 10:33 am
RE: God's Ass - by Brakeman - August 11, 2015 at 6:43 am
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 11, 2015 at 6:37 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 11, 2015 at 9:55 pm
RE: God's Ass - by robvalue - August 11, 2015 at 6:57 am

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