Careful, G-C. They'll throw you out of the fundie club. They have a zero tolerance policy!
The fact remains that whoever the author was ( it would a mere coincidence if the guy was named "John.") he DID place the event at the beginning, Chapter 2... ( and then goes on to describe other later events. I have to give that round to Ehrman. He clearly knows a lot more than you.
Still....glad to see you backing away from a literal reading. That's a sign of progress. Maybe we're rubbing off on you?
( And I don't mean that in a sexual context!)
The fact remains that whoever the author was ( it would a mere coincidence if the guy was named "John.") he DID place the event at the beginning, Chapter 2... ( and then goes on to describe other later events. I have to give that round to Ehrman. He clearly knows a lot more than you.
Still....glad to see you backing away from a literal reading. That's a sign of progress. Maybe we're rubbing off on you?
( And I don't mean that in a sexual context!)