I fucking quit...

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

See if you can work this deal.

This is a lot more effective than it looks [emoji55]

Reminds me of a very old joke, medium funny.

A severely obese bloke visits a weight loss centre and is told the following:

'Well sir, we have two plans. The first costs £300 per month, and we guarantee you to lose 5lbs per week, or we refund your money. The second plan is £2500 per month, but we guarantee that you'll lose 20lbs per week, or we'll refund triple your money.'

The man says he'll try the lower-cost plan first. He pays his money, and is led into a small room where he is told to remove his clothing and the instructor will be in shortly. Will little delay, the door opens and in walks a stunningly beautiful woman wearing nothing but a pair of trainers and a sign round her neck reading, 'If You Catch Me, You Fuck Me.'

After a week of running himself ragged trying to catch the woman (without success), the man discovers that he's lost 7lbs. He thinks to himself that if this is the cheap plan, the expensive one must be insanely wild. He informs the centre that he's ready to try the second plan.

Once again, he hands over the money, is led into the same room, and is told to remove his clothes. Quivering with excitement, he does so. Very shortly, the door opens to reveal a warthog boar wearing a sign that says, 'If I Catch You, I Fuck You.'

Boru